{"id":1220,"date":"2001-07-02T18:04:22","date_gmt":"2001-07-02T16:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kempenkamp.net\/?p=1220"},"modified":"2001-07-02T18:04:22","modified_gmt":"2001-07-02T16:04:22","slug":"citaten-2001","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/?p=1220","title":{"rendered":"Citaten 2001"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1 align=\"center\">Citaten (kortom wazige uitspraken)<\/h1>\n<h3>Leiding:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Babysmurf (Geert): <\/strong>&#8220;Komt tijd, komt ranja!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Grote Smurf (janneke): <\/strong> &#8220;Wie missen we nu eigenlijk??? OW <u>HARM<\/u>!! Dan is het niet erg&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Lolsmurf (Inge): <\/strong>&#8220;Coen kom eens snel, Kelly is een leuke ezel!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Lolsmurf: <\/strong>&#8220;Ik ken maar 2 moppen&#8221; 5 minuten later: &#8220;O nee, ik ken er drie!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Lolsmurf: <\/strong>&#8220;Ik kies voor Ralf!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Lolsmurf: <\/strong>&#8220;Maar Anneke heeft niet zo&#8217;n band met Ralf als ik!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Luilak (Arno): <\/strong>&#8220;Trek iets warms aan, slippers of zo&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Kinderen:<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Mathijs: <\/strong> &#8220;Maar ik ben maar een paar meter van jullie vandaan!&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Klungelsmurf (Tom): <\/strong>&#8220;toch voelt het als een afstand&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Gerben: <\/strong> &#8220;Dat kan toch nooit kloppen&#8221; Terwijl de oplossing van de puzzel net gevonden was&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Philip: <\/strong> (spelend met zijn snoepzak) &#8220;Ik heb een multifunctionele zak&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>Brigitte: <\/strong> Tegen Potige (Sophie) &#8220;Zo lijk je teveel op Anneke!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Citaten (kortom wazige uitspraken) Leiding: Babysmurf (Geert): &#8220;Komt tijd, komt ranja!&#8221; Grote Smurf (janneke): &#8220;Wie missen we nu eigenlijk??? OW HARM!! Dan is het niet erg&#8230;&#8221; Lolsmurf (Inge): &#8220;Coen kom eens snel, Kelly is een leuke ezel!&#8221; Lolsmurf: &#8220;Ik ken maar 2 moppen&#8221; 5 minuten later: &#8220;O nee, ik ken er drie!&#8221; Lolsmurf: &#8220;Ik kies [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kempenkamp-2001"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kempenkamp.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}